Yeah, the title says it all.
My MIL is great.....albeit a little trashy. My stepson is 19 years old and slightly learning-delayed. I say slightly because he is currently attending Comm College where he drives himself in his own car. He just has a hard time processing and reading (but if anything is spoken outloud he gets it immediately) and his speech isn't fluid so it comes out slowly with a lot of "Um"s in his response. He's also very socially awkward. Like painfully so. He's never come close to having a girlfriend.
Because of his delays everyone has always treated him like super special snowflake and he uses it to his advantage. A lot. He currently lives with his mother who babies him as if he's still attached at the teet.
He is very close to my MIL and always has been. A few weeks ago he went to her house to visit and she called me afterwards saying that he was 'obsessed with getting laid'. Um, so is every other 19 year old in the world. He'll make it. Now I thought it was weird that he would bring this up to his grandmother but they have always had a creepy close relationship and she's always wanted to set the stage like he could talk to her about anything. And he does apparently.
Fast forward to today. Stepson is going to spend the weekend at her house and talked to her about it yesterday. She called me today and said "He's still obsessed with getting laid. I think we should hire him a prostitute." I quite literally SPIT OUT WHAT I WAS DRINKING and told her that I hoped she was joking because that will *never happen in the history of ever* and she needs to know that. She said she was dead serious.
I immediately call dh and tell him and it's no surprise to him at all. Why, you ask? Because she offered him the same thing when he was 18 and graduating HS. I almost dropped the phone. I know she's 'different' but I didn't see that coming. He told her at the time that he could handle that on his own but did a 'um, thank for the offer?....let's never bring this up again' type thing.
Dh said today that he would talk to her and tell her no way but she's just the type that would do it anyway cause she's his mom and "she knows best".
I swear if she goes through with this I can't even convey how much I will lose my ever-loving shit.